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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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Monday, March 30, 2009
Politics Explained
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
(Original source unknown . . . this version expanded and Illuminated by SJ.)
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Interesting how things turn out
4th quarter finally rolls around. Finally.
Although, what with the service learning project in AP english and Calc with Sanchez, I didn't think it would ever come.
Actually, I don't really care specifically that it's 4th quarter. I'm really just uber-relieved that the research paper is done with. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE MAN! Well, not literally. lol
But my paper is 19 pages! That's what I call length.
For anyone who doesn't know what my writing style is, the less I have to write the better. I'm one of those in-your-face-this-is-how-it-is-no-fluff-allowed types.
So I wasn't quite sure how I was going to surpass the 15 pg. minimum limit. But I did. And I did that annoying board. That turned out all right, too, seeing as I got Honorable Mention. Pull lots of all-nighters and that's what ya get. hehe